Showing posts with label black Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black Comedy. Show all posts

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Behind the picture.. Episode 4 - US Embassy

Clashes by the US embassy - اشتباكات السفارة الامريكية
Photo by Sabry Khaled. تصوير: صبري خالد.
Yesterday the 9th of March 2012, Clashes broke out between pro and anti revolution protesters with army trying to "separate" them. Suddenly, army used tanks to protect Okasha who was leading a protest by the US Embassy to leave the scene through a small ally while army soldiers fighting revolutionaries with rocks to keep them away. Clashes lasted for few hours mainly between army & pro-Okasha people on one side against revolutionaries and people coming from Tahrir on the other side. It was apparent that the army and people on Okasha's side were working together against Tahrir protesters attacking us with rocks & arresting whoever they manage to arrest.
But in the middle of these clashes i was like "What the hell is going on.." and the boy in the Photo above i think his expressions was like mine.. Lost..


Check more shots from yesterday's clashes on my photostream: 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Essawy's stand up comedy

Arrow > sniper ?
The 2nd Minister of interior General Mansour El-Essawy, Since his first appearance and his first statements, i was curious about this man, May be he has a great sense of humor, he is high 24/7 Or he doesn't exist at all !

Everyone remember his first shocking statements about the existence of snipers in the ministry of the interior denying any relation between the snipers seen on the roof of the ministerial building shooting the peaceful protesters causing many deaths in the first days of the Egyptian uprising back in the 25th of January 2011.

After several months of continuous Black Comedy Mr.Essawy " JUST LEFT " the ministry in the middle of the clashes of Tahrir square -known as 2nd uprising- and wasn't the first time to him to lose control of the field operations because it happened the same way back in ( 28th of June 2011 ) -known as El-Ballon battle- leaving the peaceful unarmed protesters in direct clashes with the brutal Egyptian Central Security Forces.

To make sure of how FUNNY is this man you can just watch his TV interviews and see how he challenges all the evidences against his men depending on the traditional theory of "THE THIRD HIDDEN ELEMENT" despite all the testimonies, videos and photos make him wrong.

After the final resignation Essawy wanted to give us his usual stand up comedy show commenting on the latest events since the 19th of November 2011 till the 24th of November 2011 during his interview with Mr.Mootaz El-Demerdash in Masr El-Gdeda talk show on air denying the death of anyone in Mohamed Mahmoud st. during the last clashes ! not that only he also denied the usage of Tear gas canisters, rubber bullets and live ammunition ! -NB: Man, Are you High ? tell me!!- , Anyway that was predictable from a man who lost control everytime the situation became complicated !

Don't miss Essawy's latest stand up comedy show, From last night !


Important links :

My Videos from #Tahrir square clashes since #19Nov , The second Egyptian uprising فيديوهات من اشتباكات ميدان التحرير والانتفاضة المصرية التانية من يوم 19 نوفمبر  By me.

Meet our new minister of interior !!! by ( Zeinobia ) Egyptian Chronicles

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Brilliant Grafitti, Brilliant Artist

Graffiti
Photo by me - for more visit Flicker photostream. click here


This Graffiti i found on a wall on the street where the #OccupyCabinet sit-in taking place.
In the photo to the Right you find Samira Ibrahim the Egyptian revolutionary who sued the army and accuses the miliaty of subjecting her to torture and abuse, including a so-called “virginity test,” while in military detention back in March.

Samira Ibrahim, along with 16 other women, were detained during a demonstration on March 9. She was held for four days and during that time, she said, soldiers beat her repeatedly. They subjected her to electric shocks, screamed at her and threatened her. Then, worst of all, they made her strip so a man in a military uniform could check to see if she was a virgin.

In the photo to the left you find Aliaa El-Mahdy a feminist Egyptian activist who is making a bold and potentially dangerous statement, Egyptian university student Aliaa Magda Elmahdy posted a nude picture of herself on her blog, attracting 4.5 million hits.

Away from my own point of view in such a case the difference here about this piece of art -the graffiti- and what makes it very brilliant is that many Egyptians don't really know Who is Samira ? but in a few hours The whole world did know about Aliaa despite the 2 cases are a feminist cases.

If want to compare between the awareness between the two cases just check the video Samira appear in talking about her case views out and check out Aliaa's blog visitors !
Aliaa El-Mahdy 's blog > Nude Revolutionary 
Samira Ibrahim 's Video > Samira and the Army : Egyptian girl Story 

Don't you think that it's stupidity to encounter feminism by feminism ? 
Do you think that Shock treatment would work on a society like the Egyptian society ?
Before you say that this society is backward society, you have to know the historic and social differences between this society and the others you are comparing with.
Freedom is a gift so don't abuse your freedom > Abuse of freedom
I won't judge anyone here, but i think we should LET THE WORLD KNOW.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

وبعد ده كله ... ماله العسكر ؟

أنا مبخافشي وهفضل أقول
كلمة حق عليها مسئول
إن طاطا رقيق وكويس
وبشعبه دايما مشغول
مشغول بيشيل في فلوسنا برة سويسرا ... يحوشهالنا 
وفي حسابات سرية .. يأمن بيها مستقبلنا !
وباسلحته يقتل بيها اغلى عيالنا
شفتوا إزاي بقى قلبه رحيم ؟
عنده ايمان وضميره سليم !
طالع واكل نازل قاتل
بيجوعكم لجل تخسوا .. آه يا شعب محتاج لرجيم
بيقتلكو لجل تقلوا .. آه يا شعب محتاج لرجيم
من جهلكم بتقولوا بطالة .. وقال العجلة مش شغالة !
الراجل نفسه يريحكم .. هي الراحة تبقى عوالة ؟
أما حكاية المنتجعات .. ليه بتساموها معتقلات ؟
ليه الظن وسوء النية ؟ .. نفسه يفسحكم يا بهوات !
قلتوا ثورة وقالكم امين ! .. مش مشكلة حبة تقتيل !
والله انتم ظالمين
والمحكمة العسكرية .. دي تسلية ليكو وليا
أما السلطة واللي اتقال .. كان اولى تتعلموا من أستاذه .. وتجيبوا سلطة تيفال
وبعد ده كله ماله العسكر ؟!

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طب يسقط يسقط حكم العسكر !!

كيف سندخل ( 2012 ) و نحن لا نعرف ؟


نحن على مشارف سنة جديدة وفي السنة الماضية المليئة بالاحداث تدفعني لطرح تساؤلات خاصة بكل مايتعلق بعهد نحاول محو آثاره بحلوه وبمره !

كيف سندخل ( 2012 ) و نحن لا نعرف ...... ؟
  • من اين جاء القذافي ؟
  • اين تختبئ سوزان مبارك ؟ وماذا تفعل وراجلها محبوس ؟
  • ما هو الشامبو رقم 2 في العالم ؟
  • متى سيسلم العسكر طبق السلطة ؟
  • لماذا رفع الفنجري صباعه ؟
  • من سينتصر في النهاية توم ام جيري ؟
  • ديتول يقضي على 99% من الجراثيم ! طب الجرثومة الواطية رقم 100 راحت فين ؟
  • كم مساحة ملعب كابتن ماجد ؟
  • اين أشيائي ؟
  • متى سيتم إعدام قتلة خالد سعيد ؟
  • متى سيتزوج يسري فودة ؟ "سؤال متوصي عليه من بنات كتير" !
  • اين تعلم عمر سليمان اللغة الإنجليزية ؟ "بط هوين" "برازر مسلم هود"
  • اشمعنى البلوفر يا شفيق ؟
  • هي ريم ماجد خط ولا كرت ؟ 
  • لو ضاع الآي باد بتاع د/البرادعي .. هيتابع حملته إزاي ؟
  • المشير جاب البدلة من فين ؟
  • امتى الزمالك هياخد الدوري ؟
أتمنى لو عندكم اسئلة تانية ساخرة على حياتنا تشاركني بيها على التعليقات .. وندور مع بعض على اجابات ليها